February 2012
5 posts
“What “White” people? White is a social construction”
– How convenient, now we live in a post-modern era? Once the effects of racism have crystallized, we want to circumvent the issue and reality of race and racism? word.
“Having black friends gives you street cred.”
– Do white friends give you social power and status?
Thanks for the submission anukii
Where Art and Catharsis meet →
This project started by two women, one of them being Holy-Crackers, is very important to us, and something we fully support and hope to contribute to. The current culture on sexual abuse and violence can be curbed, and it begins by creating a space for victims or loved ones of victims to share their stories, thoughts, ideas, and solutions. There is no need for silence and taboo, it only keeps...
January 2012
8 posts
“We are just trying to humanize them.”
– Human beings don’t need to be “humanized.” You, on the other hand, need to shatter that which prevents you from recognizing the humanity in everyone.
“What is America coming to?”
– America, the person?
“The African American community should demand paychecks and not food stamps”
– Newt Gingrich
“You all look alike. How do you tell each other apart?”
– Infrared technology.
“I love culture.”
– Whose culture? what culture? What the hell you talking about?
“So, what kind of Asian are you?”
– The normal kind. What kind of white are you?
December 2011
9 posts
“I thought Kwanzaa was created by a white guy.”
– you would think that that…
“Is your hair real?”
– …um are YOU for real?
“You are really smart.”
– Thank you, because I really needed your approval! (Thanks to comedian Terrell Maple for the submission)
“You aren’t really black, are you?”
– shout out to comedian Terrell Maple for the submission!
“Why don’t they just make these menus in English?”
– Because you would be a regular customer and I don’t they would really like that
SUBMISSION: You should make sure you don’t talk...
SUBMISSION: Bitch, wtf. You want to school me on educated and success? I graduated high school with more than a semester’s worth of credit, can graduate with my bachelor’s in 3.5 yrs, and I write impeccable papers for every subject. I didn’t know it was forbidden for POC to make accidentally errors like the rest of the world does.
Thanks for the submission!
What "white" people?
Lol, mad white people are angered by this site! #AsExpected. But, if we cant openly criticize the majority race as a soico-historical-cultural-political abstraction in and of itself, then what good is dialogue? I argue that this site is a satirical, yet nuanced deconstruction of “whiteness.”
November 2011
4 posts
Dumb Things White People Say to Non-White People →
Yo, Is This Racist? →
“I don’t know which one I don’t like, its either “saag...”
– Its the same dish basically, two different languages. You might be thinking of “mattar paneer.”
Though, sometimes saag has mustard greens added to it. Well, damn white person, you got some refined taste if you can notice the difference. Maybe I am the racist one.
“You guys eat a lot of Chinese food.”
– That’s because we are Chinese…and we just call it “food.”
October 2011
3 posts
“I thought Kadafi died in 1996?”
– No, that was the Outlawz rapper.
September 2011
1 post
“Arabs are so anti-Semitic.”
– Arabs are Semites. You can’t be anti-yourself.
August 2011
7 posts
5 tags
“I really want to go to Africa and live there and wake up in the morning and just...”
– A conversation two hipsters were having in a Baltimore cafe.
Life is so hard. →
http://microaggressions.com/ →
“Where is your accent from?”
– Queens. Hater.
July 2011
9 posts
“Well, there is no such thing as Christian terrorists, he was a madman.”
– Why doesn’t your logic across the board? There aren’t Christian terrorists, but Muslim terrorists exist?
“Well, its technically not terrorism because the Norwegian guy wasn’t...”
– Yes because acts of terror committed by Christians are “accidents”?
“So you were born and raised here but still chose to be Muslim?”
– and YOU still chose to say stupid shit?
http://www.foreskinman.com/ →
“Talking about your menstrual cycle is like me talking about my bowel movement”
– Yes, because excrement and menstruation are one in the same. Your analogy just proves your closed minded misogyny
“I guess that is what they do in your country.”
“P.F. Chang’s is probably the best Chinese food I have ever had.”
– And Taco Bell is probably the best Mexican food you have had as well? You are so cultured.
“How do Asian people sleep at night? Can they close their eyes all the way?”
– Asians never sleep, the work 24/7…that would also explain why you are currently unemployed and why your company moved to China.
White People Problems →
June 2011
16 posts
“I rather like Bedford-Stuyvesant. Those brownstones are so quaint.”
“You look so much more modern when you wear jeans.”
– As opposed to?
“I love minorities!”
